Random Bits and Pieces of Nothing

klngons:

GET TO KNOW ME: [1/5] FAVORITE SHOWS →  Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (1993-1999)

SISKO: That may be the most important thing to understand about humans. It is the unknown that defines our existence. We are constantly searching, not just for answers to our questions, but for new questions. We are explorers. We explore our lives day by day, and we explore the galaxy, trying to expand the boundaries of our knowledge. And that is why I am here; not to conquer you with weapons or ideas, but to coexist and learn.

st aos gif meme: favorite characters [1/6] → jim kirk
game of thrones challenge: [1/9] characters - theon greyjoy
I was Theon of House Greyjoy. I was a ward of Eddard Stark, a friend and brother to his children. “Please.” He fell to his knees. “A sword, that’s all I ask. Let me die as Theon, not as Reek.”  Tears trickled down his cheeks, impossibly warm. “I was ironborn. A son … a son of Pyke, of the islands.”

katnisstrinket:

Augustus Waters + favourite quotes

"I am in love with you, and I know that love is just a shout into the void, and that oblivion is inevitable, and that we’re all doomed and that one day all of our labors will be returned to dust, and I know that the sun will swallow the only earth we’ll ever have, and I am in love with you.”

you are the face of the
                                r e b e l l i o n .

Greatness was never his ambition. He wants only to perform whatever task he is given to the best of his ability.

He is modest, centered, and always kind.

What a bunch of a-holes.

the42towels:

bronzedragon:

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OK NO I WAS WRONG BREAD DOESN’T MAKE THE TOPLESS SCENE BETTER OH MY GOD NO

WHAT IS THE CONTEXT THIS IS RANDOMLY ON MY DASH AND I DON’T UNDERSTAND

I AM STILL TRAUMATIZED BY THE SCENE SO I AM IN ALL CAPS AND PLEASE DONT THINK I’M YELLING AT YOU

OK SO I WAS WATCHING CRIMINAL MINDS AND THIS GUY GOT SHOT AND HE WAS HOT SO I WAS LIKE HEY HE’S GONNA HAVE TO TAKE HIS SHIRT OFF TO CHECK OUT HIS WOUND AND SOMEONE ON HERE SAID THERE WAS BREAD INVOLVED

SO I THOUGHT HE’S GONNA EAT IT WHILE FIXING HIS WOUND RIGHT??? BREAD IS AWESOME AND MAKES PEOPLE FEEL BETTER RIGHT?

WRONG.

HE PUT THE BREAD IN THE BULLET HOLES.

LIKE

WHY

WHY

WHY WOULD HE THINK IT WAS GOOD IDEA TO PUT BREAD IN A GUNSHOT WOUND??

I can never look at bread the same way again. at least for a week

WE CAN ALL LEAVE THE CAPSLOCK ON AND TEMPORARILY BE THOR

WAS IT MOLDY BREAD? 

MOLDY BREAD COULD HAVE PENICILLIN AND THEREFORE ACT AS AN ANTIBIOTIC IF THERE WAS NOTHING BETTER AROUND

ALSO MAYBE IT WOULD WORK TO ABSORB BLOOD

BUT MOSTLY I’M THINKING ABOUT THE ANTIBIOTIC EFFECT

ALTHOUGH IDK WHY THEY’D BE DOING THIS ON A MODERN-DAY SHOW

I’M ALWAYS UP FOR BEING LIKE THOR HE’S AWESOME

IT WAS…I’M NOT SURE IF IT WAS MOLDY. LIKE IT WAS BREAD FROM A SANDWICH HE KEPT IN THE FRIDGE AND YOU SEE HIM TAKE IT OUT AND CUT FROM IT AND PUT IT BACK SO WHO KNOWS HOW OLD IT WAS?

IT DIDN’T LOOK MOLDY BUT IT WAS DEFINITELY A SANDWICH HE WAS KEEPING PAST ITS EATING TIME YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

I DID NOT KNOW MOLDY BREAD COULD HAVE PENICILLIN WHICH CAN COMBAT INFECTION THAT IS GOOD TO KNOW THANK YOU

I THOUGHT MAYBE HE WAS USING THE BREAD TO ABSORB BLOOD AT FIRST TOO BUT IT WAS WHITE PROCESSED BREAD AND NOT, LIKE, RYE OR SOME OTHER KIND OF MORE PURE BREAD SO MY MIND REJECTED THE CHARACTER’S LOGIC. WOULD THE TYPE OF BREAD AFFECT THE…ABSORBILITY(? )OF BREAD?

I AM STILL RECOVERING FROM THAT SCENE BUT YOUR INSIGHTS ARE HELPING ME BETTER UNDERSTAND THE CHARACTER’S REASONING THANK YOU

YEAH IF IT WAS OLD THEN THERE MIGHT BE PENICILLIN ON IT (I WOULD NOT RECOMMEND TRYING THIS AT HOME THOUGH ALTHOUGH TBH I REALLY HOPE YOU DON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT RANDOM GUNSHOT WOUNDS AND IF YOU DO YOU’RE PROBABLY NOT GOING TO BE THINKING ABOUT BREAD) 

(ALSO YOU COULD BE PENICILLIN-ALLERGIC AND THEN IT WOULD BE BAD) 

(ALSO IDK IF YOU COULD GUARANTEE THAT THE BREAD WOULD HAVE PENCILLIN MOLDS ON IT THERE COULD BE OTHER MOLD THAT WOULDN’T BE GOOD

BUT HEY TV LOGIC WRITERS AREN’T DOCTORS OR SCIENTISTS OR ANYTHING

…HOW DID THAT CONVERSATION IN THE WRITER’S ROOM GO ANYWAY? ‘HE GETS SHOT. WHAT DOES HE DO NEXT?’

'SOMEONE? ANYONE?'

'I KNOW! BREAD!’

I AM PRETTY SURE THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT WENT DOWN IN THE WRITER’S ROOM

AND DON’T WORRY I DON’T PLAN ON HAVING GUNSHOT WOUNDS ANYTIME SOON

BESIDES I DON’T HAVE ANY BREAD IN THE HOUSE ANYWAYS

NO BREAD? BUT THEN WHAT WILL YOU DO FOR THE UNPLANNED GUNSHOT WOUNDS? 

I HAVE RICE

WOULD THAT WORK?

WOULDN’T PICKING ALL THE TINY GRAINS OUT OF YOUR SKIN REALLY SUCK LATER? 

(ALSO ALL OF MY DASH CONVERSATIONS LATELY SEEM TO BE TURNING INTO ‘WEIRD SCIENCE QUESTIONS’ BUT E-MAILING XKCD WITH “COULD YOU PUT MOLDY RICE IN A GUNSHOT WOUND?” JUST SEEMS LIKE IT WOULD GET US INTO THE “WEIRD AND WORRYING QUESTIONS” SECTION

YOU’RE RIGHT

OK NO RICE IN CASE OF UNEXPECTED GUNSHOT WOUND THEN GOOD THINKING

(WEIRD SCIENCE QUESTIONS ARE THE BEST. ALTHOUGH IT WOULD BE NICE TO HAVE A REID OF OUR OWN TO ANSWER THEM INSTEAD OF FOREVER WONDERING. MAYBE YOU CAN ASK XKCD BUT REFERENCE THE EPISODE (“THE BIG WHEEL”) SO IT DOESN’T GET US INTO THE “WEIRD AND WORRYING QUESTIONS’ SECTION IF THEY KNOW IT’S ALL TELEVISION’S FAULT???)

I ALREADY WANT TO ASK IF YOU CAN POISON YOURSELF BY EATING SPINACH BUT AGAIN I THINK ALL OF MY INTERESTING SCIENCE QUESTIONS WOULD MAKE PEOPLE WORRIED

(I DID CALCULATIONS ON THAT ONE. USING GOOGLE INFO, IT LOOKS LIKE IT WOULD TAKE 1500 CUPS OF SPINACH TO INDUCE IRON TOXICITY. BUT OVER WHAT PERIOD OF TIME WOULD YOU HAVE TO EAT THE SPINACH TO GET IN TROUBLE?)

FYEAHWEIRDSCIENCEQUESTIONS

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bronzedragon:

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OK NO I WAS WRONG BREAD DOESN’T MAKE THE TOPLESS SCENE BETTER OH MY GOD NO

WHAT IS THE CONTEXT THIS IS RANDOMLY ON MY DASH AND I DON’T UNDERSTAND

I AM STILL TRAUMATIZED BY THE SCENE SO I AM IN ALL CAPS AND PLEASE DONT THINK I’M YELLING AT YOU

OK SO I WAS WATCHING CRIMINAL MINDS AND THIS GUY GOT SHOT AND HE WAS HOT SO I WAS LIKE HEY HE’S GONNA HAVE TO TAKE HIS SHIRT OFF TO CHECK OUT HIS WOUND AND SOMEONE ON HERE SAID THERE WAS BREAD INVOLVED

SO I THOUGHT HE’S GONNA EAT IT WHILE FIXING HIS WOUND RIGHT??? BREAD IS AWESOME AND MAKES PEOPLE FEEL BETTER RIGHT?

WRONG.

HE PUT THE BREAD IN THE BULLET HOLES.

LIKE

WHY

WHY

WHY WOULD HE THINK IT WAS GOOD IDEA TO PUT BREAD IN A GUNSHOT WOUND??

I can never look at bread the same way again. at least for a week

WE CAN ALL LEAVE THE CAPSLOCK ON AND TEMPORARILY BE THOR

WAS IT MOLDY BREAD? 

MOLDY BREAD COULD HAVE PENICILLIN AND THEREFORE ACT AS AN ANTIBIOTIC IF THERE WAS NOTHING BETTER AROUND

ALSO MAYBE IT WOULD WORK TO ABSORB BLOOD

BUT MOSTLY I’M THINKING ABOUT THE ANTIBIOTIC EFFECT

ALTHOUGH IDK WHY THEY’D BE DOING THIS ON A MODERN-DAY SHOW

I’M ALWAYS UP FOR BEING LIKE THOR HE’S AWESOME

IT WAS…I’M NOT SURE IF IT WAS MOLDY. LIKE IT WAS BREAD FROM A SANDWICH HE KEPT IN THE FRIDGE AND YOU SEE HIM TAKE IT OUT AND CUT FROM IT AND PUT IT BACK SO WHO KNOWS HOW OLD IT WAS?

IT DIDN’T LOOK MOLDY BUT IT WAS DEFINITELY A SANDWICH HE WAS KEEPING PAST ITS EATING TIME YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

I DID NOT KNOW MOLDY BREAD COULD HAVE PENICILLIN WHICH CAN COMBAT INFECTION THAT IS GOOD TO KNOW THANK YOU

I THOUGHT MAYBE HE WAS USING THE BREAD TO ABSORB BLOOD AT FIRST TOO BUT IT WAS WHITE PROCESSED BREAD AND NOT, LIKE, RYE OR SOME OTHER KIND OF MORE PURE BREAD SO MY MIND REJECTED THE CHARACTER’S LOGIC. WOULD THE TYPE OF BREAD AFFECT THE…ABSORBILITY(? )OF BREAD?

I AM STILL RECOVERING FROM THAT SCENE BUT YOUR INSIGHTS ARE HELPING ME BETTER UNDERSTAND THE CHARACTER’S REASONING THANK YOU

YEAH IF IT WAS OLD THEN THERE MIGHT BE PENICILLIN ON IT (I WOULD NOT RECOMMEND TRYING THIS AT HOME THOUGH ALTHOUGH TBH I REALLY HOPE YOU DON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT RANDOM GUNSHOT WOUNDS AND IF YOU DO YOU’RE PROBABLY NOT GOING TO BE THINKING ABOUT BREAD) 

(ALSO YOU COULD BE PENICILLIN-ALLERGIC AND THEN IT WOULD BE BAD) 

(ALSO IDK IF YOU COULD GUARANTEE THAT THE BREAD WOULD HAVE PENCILLIN MOLDS ON IT THERE COULD BE OTHER MOLD THAT WOULDN’T BE GOOD

BUT HEY TV LOGIC WRITERS AREN’T DOCTORS OR SCIENTISTS OR ANYTHING

…HOW DID THAT CONVERSATION IN THE WRITER’S ROOM GO ANYWAY? ‘HE GETS SHOT. WHAT DOES HE DO NEXT?’

'SOMEONE? ANYONE?'

'I KNOW! BREAD!’

I AM PRETTY SURE THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT WENT DOWN IN THE WRITER’S ROOM

AND DON’T WORRY I DON’T PLAN ON HAVING GUNSHOT WOUNDS ANYTIME SOON

BESIDES I DON’T HAVE ANY BREAD IN THE HOUSE ANYWAYS

NO BREAD? BUT THEN WHAT WILL YOU DO FOR THE UNPLANNED GUNSHOT WOUNDS? 

I HAVE RICE

WOULD THAT WORK?

WOULDN’T PICKING ALL THE TINY GRAINS OUT OF YOUR SKIN REALLY SUCK LATER? 

(ALSO ALL OF MY DASH CONVERSATIONS LATELY SEEM TO BE TURNING INTO ‘WEIRD SCIENCE QUESTIONS’ BUT E-MAILING XKCD WITH “COULD YOU PUT MOLDY RICE IN A GUNSHOT WOUND?” JUST SEEMS LIKE IT WOULD GET US INTO THE “WEIRD AND WORRYING QUESTIONS” SECTION

ta-ether:

haikuparjour:

re-watching harry potter and the sorcerers stone

at the part with the chess board

and now im picturing quirrell trying to play his way across the room but he keeps messing up and voldemort keeps yelling at him from the back of his head 

"NO YOU IDIOT DONT MOVE HIM THERE, THE QUEEN WILL TAKE HIM"

"GOD QUIRRELL WHO DOESNT KNOW HOW TO PLAY CHESS"

This is even better if you imagine AVPM’s Quirrell and Voldemort. 

actually, that is exactly what I imagined